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1 of 3 Sacred Relics of the "Internet", the router is a mysterious electronic eidolon bridge frequently used to improve the "Man Cave" (Inner Sanctum) of Gamers, Tech support buildings, and your house, if you like fast internet.
Legends say the relic is one of 3 items used to initiate the Sacred Rite known as "The Lan Party"
(If it doesn't work, try unplugging it and then plug it back in)
Jamal: Man I'm trying to find a router, got anything like a new Linksys?
Sweaty Radioshack Employee: Right this way sir, I'll show you the latest Netgear Routers.
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A syrup with a thick consistency, typically financed by food stamps, Obama care and musical parodies of Margaritaville. It is also the kind of realistic drip (epic coolness but also realism) exhibited by poor people who beat the system .
Rush Limbaugh (on the radio): We are wasting away in Obamaville waiting for our government checks
Dudebro: Wow Rush really has that Obamaville Syrup huh?
Chad Chaddington the Chadster: yuhhhhhhh
An ethnic group; Caucasians (also known as "White People") are defined by their wide range of behaviors. They typically are very kind, display great hospitality, and are devoted hobbyists, having a wide variety of tastes that differ from person to person. They also have an innate love for Beers, hanging out with The Boys, and enjoy listening to the sweet melody of Fendor Guitars. Their work ethic may not always be the strongest, but they will always try to give you a fair shake.
White people are not always bad people, but they are almost always busy planning or doing something.
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A devout follower of Pepsi-co Religion. An eager Acolyte of the Great Pepsi-man. Pepsiconians believe that above all else, Pepsi-man is the highest Power and Authority on all cold fizzy things, and to drink anything other Soda is Blasphemy.
Mr. Smith: Ok Calvin, you go first... What is your Religion?
Calvin: Pepsiconian. Praise be to the Almighty Pepsi-man. May your drinks never run flat and may your taste buds be satiated with The Pepsi-man's Coldbrew Elixir of Pure Joy
A perfect synchronized state where the mind and body act in frame perfect unison, perceiving and acting at once. If you've entered Demon time, you can probably catch bullets bare-handed and throw them back twice as hard as they've been fired.
The perfect epitome of entering *Rage Form*.
Someone that exceed 9000 power levels.
Nightmare King by Christopher Larkin is the Demon Time theme.
You can actually last more than one round in a boxing ring against Chuck Norris.
Someone who flawlessly does 100% frame perfect fights in real life brawls and no hit challenges vs. an entire street gang.
Someone who can end a riot with a hand tied behind their back.
You're HIM while in Demon Time.
Kyles worship you, Karen's flee in your wake.
Kyle R. was attacked by a crazed child eating monster but successfully entered Demon Time and ended the threat to his life swiftly, adding new breathing holes to the monster's body.
The Reason we have a border crisis that isn't being handled at all. The press has an easier time finding Waldo than attempting to get interview time with her. Refuses to admit that the last thing America needs is another lockdown. Prides herself on "transparency".
Brick walls aren't transparent.
(Why are unvaccinated and infected illegal immigrants crossing our borders?)
Kamala Harris is a real piece of work
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Like Ectoplasm Trails but for Among Us Imposters....
A sure sign of imposter activity.
Eli: Looks like Mutahar is leaving behind a sludge in his wake.... kind of suspicious
Pewdiepie: It looks like sauce.... Sussy Sauce.
Eli: Definitely an Imposter, then.
Mutahar: A MOO GUUSS