Pepsiconian

A devout follower of Pepsi-co Religion. An eager Acolyte of the Great Pepsi-man. Pepsiconians believe that above all else, Pepsi-man is the highest Power and Authority on all cold fizzy things, and to drink anything other Soda is Blasphemy.

Mr. Smith: Ok Calvin, you go first... What is your Religion?
Calvin: Pepsiconian. Praise be to the Almighty Pepsi-man. May your drinks never run flat and may your taste buds be satiated with The Pepsi-man's Coldbrew Elixir of Pure Joy