nunrot

1) Entropy resulting in unpalatable fouling of the female sexual organs, through dry ecstatic visions and the wearing of woolen undergarments.
2) Quasi-spiritual feminine nonsense

She fondled her rosary so many times, you could smell the nunrot from the back pew. The book on 'Gaia - The Earth Slut' was a load of nunsrot.

Gravy-Boating

Intentionally passing fecal matter in a shared bath or swimming pool.

Gravy-boating is becoming a popular past-time at the local swimming pool, it has had to close 3 weeks in a row.