Misogynist

Another name for feminist.

Misogynist: hey I’m a misogynist

Feminist: so am I

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Pasquale

Pasquale has a large dick! All the ladies want him but he refuses to be with them because he is too amazing! He is king of the drill and gets a perm every once in a while to make the ladies want him even more. He brags about his ginormous dick but is probably a virgin. He is musical person who loves to sing.

Haley: hey did you see Pasquale in those sweat pants

Federica: no why?
Haley: because his dick looked huge!

Federica: awe man I want to see it he is so hot

Chimichanga

Chimichanga: Something you say when it smells like something crawled up your butt and died

Jake: chimichanga what crawled up my but and died!

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burgeritch

Something that an idiotic bitch made up so that she could say bitch without actually cussing

Excuse me mrs. Janet, you are a burgeritch

Egg toe

When your pinky toe looks like an egg and you have tried to fry it before but then realized that it was a toe and not an egg

Jade: I tried frying my toe last night
Allie: why?
Jade: because I thought it was an egg
Allie: oh an egg toe