Green Sandal

Noun; A sexual act in which a man rounds up no more than 3 young boys with stump legs, gives them eye patches and a nazi bandanna, and gets a footjob from them.

Jim: How was Tijuana?

Carl: It was pretty good. I tricked a few homeless cripple kids into giving me a green sandal. I tell ya, nothing like spending the holidays in Mexico.

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Pink Tool Barn

Noun; A sexual act in which you get 2 dogs, give them nazi hats and arm bands and pay a few Russian orphans with missing limbs to dress up like clowns and let the nazi-dogs defecate all over them.

Jim: I can't believe you went to Tijuana again. How was it?

Carl: It was pretty good. I got to witness my first Pink Tool Barn...I gotta tell ya, it's something else. Good shit.

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