Miley Cyrus

Just another Disney Channel Card board cutout With no talent or life ahead of her.

Walt disney would throw up if he were to see what Disney Channel has turned into! All of these horrible no-talent teeny boppers who think they can sing and act, It's just awful!!!

First off, Her dumb TV show doesnt even make sense. A "Double-life?" Who would possibly be able to even pull that off? I mean, what's the premise of it, even?

And she wears that retarded blond wig even when she's NOT acting! Its like she actually thinks she is two people...o.O...somebody call the counselor!!!

And her acting is A.W.F.U.L.!!!! All her little "jokes" during her TV show just make me want to throw something at the television set...I mean, the only funny part about anything she says is how hard shes trying to be funny, when clearly she isn't!!!!

Her Songs/Singing voice are almost as hideous as her clothing style....I mean, seriously, the only things she ever sings about is being dumped and her "double life". And she CANT sing!!! She sings by yelling, and straining her voice...People actually think shes famous for her TALENT??! Uhm. No. The only reason she's even heard about is because Her daddy used to be a big star!!! For about 2 seconds. Which is what will happen to her, hopefully. Then we won't have to see her big head and horrible lyrics plastered all over everything.

She calls herself a Rockstar!?!!?!?
WOW.
Anyone who could even MISTAKE her for ANY genre of rock, is obviously Deaf.

Try, crappy-voiced-teeny-bopper-pop-star-wanna-be-drama-queen WITH NO TALENT!!!

She doesn't even move around on stage!
She just stands there and yells and swings her big
ape head around...And she's mistaken if she thinks she can play guitar...HA. I've seen new-bord children with more talent then her!!!

She's brainwashed society, mainly the poor innocent souls of little girls aged 5-12, and possibly older, if they're tricked into thinking they're cool or something. She's made it so that self-concious little wannabe's think that the only way a girl can be pretty is if shes about a size 0, wears ugly clothes that don't match, and has big puffy ugly curly brown hair.

I don't even see why people think she's attractive!
HUGE head,
NOT shaped like a real person,
HUGE lips,
HUGE teeth,
Squinty eyes,
And a loud obnoxcious voice with an annoying fake

Country-girl accent.

BY THE WAY:
I am NOT a Jonas Brothers fan.
I despise Miley simply because she SUCKS.
And So do the Jonas Brothers,
And every other "Creation" Disney has crapped.
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Brain washed 11 year old #1: OMG did you see that over sized plaid scarf Miley cyrus was wearing at the TeenyBopper awards last night!?!?

Brain washed 11 year old #2: I sure did!! I made daddy drive me to the mall and I bought 4 JUST like it!!!

Brain washed 11 year old#3: Oh yeah?? Well I got those Knee-high hooker-cow girl boots she was wearing in episode 342!!!!

#1 and #2: LUCKY!!!!!

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