Cooking Cookies

To bake a cookie but your smart ass is just using the synonym of bake.

I am cooking cookies.

Wait cooking?
Hell yeah, I am cooking the cookies.
You mean baking right?
Nah cooking.

Oballing

Being as skilled at basketball like Obama. He is just better than all of the NBA Stars and International Players. To pop off or outplay someone. As well as just completely dominate someone in any game.

BRO, HE WAS JUST OBALLING I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING.
Obama just won the super bowl, he's oballing.
AND DARIUS GOT THE PENTA KILL HE IS OBALLING.