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typical day on club penguin

Immature online drama with a bunch of trolls and cyber-dating thrown in. Let's not forget all the kids going batshit over the latest pin, too.

So I went on my CP account the other day for the first time in about 4 years. Within the first five minutes, I'd been trolled, flamed, cheated on, broken up with, a thief, a hobo, a pizza delivery guy, Sonic the Hedgehog, a fake celebrity, put myself up for adoption, adopted, put-up for re-adoption by my Mwa-Mwa after she found a cuter baby, verbally abused by a bunch of 9-year-old children, had my virtual birthday party crashed...oh, and some guy told me he was Rockhopper, whoever that is. Yep, typical day on Club Penguin!

by Disvan September 26, 2010

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


stepdad-to-be

The fiancé of one's mom. When they marry, he will become your stepdad.

Jane's mom's new boyfriend, John, proposed last night. John is Jane's stepdad-to-be.

by Disvan September 26, 2010

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


club penguin member

12-year-old girl who stole Daddy's credit card to buy virtual clothes for her penguin avatar on the scam known as Club Penguin. If she's not a snob who spends her weekends verbally abusing non-members, she's a pedo. Avoid her at all costs. Hell, you should probably avoid Club Penguin in general at all costs.

First, my daughter made me buy her 35 Webkinz. Then all the kids at school decided that being a Club Penguin member was cooler than Webkinz so she took my credit card and went on there and bought a membership! I was so mad!

by Disvan September 26, 2010

32πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


netflix

Piece of junk that doesn't actually have ANY decent or new-ish movies. Who cares if it enables you to watch movies on your Wii? Why can't you do that on your computer, or your iPod, or even your *gasp* DVD player? They don't even have Ghostbusters or Alien or anything, they're that bad. If you must see it for yourself, get the one-month free trial and then RETURN IT.

That was a great movie...maybe Netflix will have it in 45 years!

by Disvan November 24, 2010

20πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


griffin

An ugly teenage boy who combs his hair and looks like a wannabe Justin Bieber. Is a total player who has nothing better to do with his life then hit on girls who dress like strippers. When a nice girl likes him, he plays games with her and breaks her heart, because he's that much of a jerk. Also, his mom is an awesome art teacher.

DIE, GRIFFIN! DIE, DIE, DIE!

Griffin, stop hitting on my BFF!

by Disvan November 24, 2010

7πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


julya

An awesome, loyal, happy, sweet girl who you can trust with all your secrets. Has long-ish blonde hair and is absolutely gorgeous. Treats you like a sister, and is the best friend you'll ever have. Often misspelled as Julia, but she won't even get mad at you for it, because she's just that nice. Nicknamed Jules.

Julya and I are going to be friends forever!! <3

by Disvan November 24, 2010

52πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Alice

An awesome brunette. Always comforts you when you're down, keeps a secret, understands the importance of sisters before misters, loads of fun to be around, is your best friend and sister. Nicknamed Ali.

Who doesn't love Alice?

by Disvan November 24, 2010

93πŸ‘ 645πŸ‘Ž