Left over food on your big boobies.
You have some food on your chest, wait sorry thatâs your party brooch.
When you have the Mexican diarrhea and you need to hydrate.
I knew I shouldnât have drank the water, now I will need a diarrhea margarita.
When you use the bidet for the first time and get the giggles.
Oh my hehehehe I just got the bidetgiggles from using the bidet.
A slimming flexible ice pack insert for underwear that helps cool the vagina.
On a hot day in Barbados I was so thankful to be wearing my pantice.
A pre made broach made from actual food or snacks pinned(dropped) on your shirt pre party.
Chris arrived at the party already wearing her party broach potato chip.
Sanitizer mixed with martini mix
What a hot day I really could go for a sanitini or dirty sanitini drink!
Patanga-the dance of the vagina.
I am exhausted from doing the patanga all night.