tutu

A Lower Second Honours for a university degree. Also known as 2:2, hence twotwo, tutu. An euphemistic neologism invented by debz, because she is ashamed of her failure.

The ranking system is as follows (from highest to lowest):
Starred First Class Honours
First Class Honours
Upper Second Class Honours
Lower Second Class Honours
Third Class Honours
Fail

In a way, getting a "tutu" is a lot worse than getting a third or a fail. In order to get a third, you will need to have done absolutely no work all year, and turn up to the exam and scribble a few incoherent sentences. To fail, you need to do no work all year, smoke lots of pot, get drunk before the exam, and turn up to the exam and hand in blank sheets of paper, or not turn up at all. Getting a tutu means that you tried, but you are just completely retarded.

debz got a tutu, hahahaha!

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crumpet

An extremely promiscuous woman, a slapper, a slut, often has STDs, will have intercourse with most men, will administer oral sex to all men.

She's a crumpet.

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xxxtian

Derogatory term for Bible-bashers, Jebus freaks.

Derived from Xtian, which in turn is derived from Christian. (Like Xmas derived from Christmas)

She is an XXXtian

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