willa ford

(1) A cross-eyed blonde pop singer, whose music resembles various other cheesy pop crap, although self-proclaimed to be unique. Also does a pathetic job of "dancing" (2) Acts like a famous A-list celebrity when she is no where near such status. (3)Tries too hard to fit the 'bad girl, sexpot' stereotype. (4) Tries to appear as a strong, sexually powerful woman yet comes off only as easy and sleazy. (5) Dated Nick Carter, supposedly abused him, stole his possessions, and used him to acquire a record contract.

Omg I am like soooooooo bad!!! My music is tha shit and anyone who disagrees is just jealous and lacks self confidence!! I AM WILLA HEAR ME ROAR

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blurt

a noise made by blowing air out ones mouth and allowing ones lips to flap making a raspberry or whoopie cushion noise

i blurted at a baby on the tram today, his mum and the other passengers thought i was odd but me and the little guy knew it was funny.

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bong water tea

revolutionary tea containing used bongwater invented at Brown St Newcastle Australia. Allows people that cant smoke to get stoned, wihout needing to shell out for any weed.

"Hey Huw, dirnk this bong water tea I made."
"OK."
"How does it taste?"
"Great!"
"Are you stoned?"
"Ahh.. Yeah!"

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caper

Ones occupation, profession or pursuit. Semi degrading.

Whats his caper.

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nekkid

a playful way of saying naked. which prolly means your bein playful..which involves mouths, hands, and those parts of you are exposed thus makin you naked

hey sunshine. lets get nekkid *nudge nudge wink wink*

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div

makes a better house pet than a human, spoiled, one man moshpit. has is more brains critters than most ppl have brain cells. and will one day become god

hey look its div

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bean

Bean is a slang term for the clitoris

"She was flicking her bean all night"

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