Yougeyser

An individual in a service position - typically wait staff - who is unable to speak more than two sentences without using the phrase "you guys". Regardless of the gender of their audience, the phrase spouts from their mouth as an uncontrollable geyser of obsequiousness.

Waiter:
Hi you guys! Welcome to Noname's Bar and Grill. How are you guys doing? What would you guys like to start with for a beverage? Let me take a minute to tell you guys about our specials - I know you guys are just going to love them all!

Patron:
Wow, our server tonight is a total yougeyser!

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Craigslist Classy

Something that someone who is really trashy thinks a rich person would own. Oftentimes best exhibited by furniture listed on Craigslist including the term "classy" in the description. Features of the item may include garish floral / animal patterns, a liberal use of tassels and/or an overabundance of reflective surfaces.

An example of a Craigslist Classy listing:
Priced to go - One giant black lacquer and gold mirror mounted to a leopard print coffee table. This is such a classy piece that will definitely spice up your living room!

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