Uncle Petey

Uncle Petey is that creepy guy, probably a total perv, likely into very inappropriate things. Touching little kids, animals, etc. He likely works in places that puts him close to these others. Somethings don’t make him a bad guy, but most do. Important to determine which make him a bad guy and which do not.

Oh look, Uncle Petey is back in the locker room, probably with his pants off.

Uncle Petey over there is a bad guy.

Nagool

Asshole, piehole, balloon knot, brown starfish. (Best if used with a quick whistle afterwards, and twisting index and middle fingers together up in the air)

After being out the road for a week, I couldn’t wait to get home and poke my girl in the Nagool.