Topanga'd

The highest level of drunk you could ever be. Im talking about getting drunk robbing a grocery store and waking up with a lifetime supply of catfood.

O my god dude I cannot even remember what i did for the past two weeks after last night.

I know dude you were fucking Topanga'd last night!

10👍 15👎

Beard Combed

The act of haveing a freshly combed beard in a crazy situation. You don't necessarily have to have one but combing your chin pretty much makes you in the game.

ex.
Person 1- "Yo man you clearly almost got hit by that car while running drunk across the drink".
Person 2- "Dude don't worry about it........Beard Combed"

5👍 1👎