inartful

political term meaning "my words fucked themselves up"

I apologize if I offended anyone with what I said. My comments were inartful, and. . .

phelps

to destroy in an Olympic medal-worthy way.

The US basketball team is phelpsing the competition right now.
I straight phelpsed that kitty kat last night. Oh wait, this is her calling me now. . .

strangling

Lacking crucial information, time, money, or energy.

My baby mama asked for that child support, but I said, "I'll get it to you in a week, I'm strangling right now."

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vagenta

the color of a purplish red vagina

She couldn't take the dick joke, and blushed so hard she turned vagenta.

I smacked that ass so hard it turned vagenta!

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