shakira

A Colombian/Lebanese singer who can belly dance. Her belly dancing skills have made the single ''Hips Don't lie'' She is 4'11 and is very talented.

My favorite shakira song is underneath your clothes

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welfare

A program that assists people with fincacial needs but used with white people and lazy scums who keep having children so they don't have to work.

My name is Shara and I'm 34 years old. I should have a 9-5 job like everyone else and I have a son in college but that doesn't stop me from sucking dick all day and having my 123677433th baby so I can stay on welfare. It just ain't right!

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Mariah Carey

One of the best! Mariah is half Veneszulen/Irish/Black and has the vocal range of a godess. Her music is pure quality and anyone that has anything to say bad about her is just jealous!

man Mariah Carey is the best not even Christina Aguleria could top that shit!

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girl next door

The girl that is nice and you would like your parents to meet. Makes a great friend and above a good girlfriend

I wish I could be the perfect girl next door

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myspace chameleon

One who changes their layout, song, and default image every day.

Kelley is a myspace chameleon

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taco silvers

A taco bell and a long john silvers combined

Let's go to taco silvers

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your mom

your mom

The insult to end all insults

Person 1: Your ugly

Person 2: Well your mom is ugly

Person 1: Your a fat farm animal

Person 2: Well your mom's a fat farm animal

Random guy: OHHHH diss!

Guy at Staples: Is it really that bright in here? (commenting about me wearing sunglasses)

Me: Your Mom

True Story

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