chinglish

Chinese+English=Chinglish

Mispronoucning things and leaving words out of sentences

English: I bought a new car yesterday

chinglish: I buy new car yesterday

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sprite

1. A soft drink that is similar to 7-Up

2. A way to say I'm out or peace

1. sprite is yummy but it tastes like 7-Up

2. I got to go. Sprite!

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whatev

A shorter version of whatever

Dammit I forgot to make my bed, ah whatev

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funbags

A nice pair of tits.

I've got some nice funbags

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wdym

Whatever do you mean?

A: Balallfdlagaplpgspl

B: wdym?

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death

What happpens when you eat too much and you have a heart attack

Remember kids, you can't spell death without eat!

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asshat

Someone who is so foolish that they talk with thier head up thier ass, making them an asshat

You are an asshat

Andy Milonakis:*on his show* Stop calling here asshat!

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