beanie

Shorter version of beaner

Hey you beanie, go back to Beantown!

aaand you're done

A usually nicer and politer way of telling someone to shut up or shut the fuck up

Tiffany: LyKE omG I gotZ this neW Jessica McClintock dreSSz and I'mm surrE Jason will LOve it1!!!!11

Ashlyn: OmG no waysz!!11 I'm so00 jealous you dumb bitch!11 I want a Jessica McClintock dress

Tiffany: I knOw rite?

Me: aaand you're done

strechmarks

A sign that either you a pregnant or fat

The analogy of strechmarks

Prengant: Get some cream

Fat: Lose some weight

I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother

Something that white kids shouldn't say. A phrase that means ''Yes I agree with you, my black friend''

Black person: I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother

Other black person: True that

White person: I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother

Black person: Shut up white bread!

Other white person: Yeah, nigga!

suck at life

suck at life

1. To describe someone with little social skills and very little friends, usually gothic or emo

2. An insult, usually used when someone is aggravated at another.

1. Sally must suck at life because she has no friends and cuts herself.

2. Jimmy's mom: Did you get the milk Jimmy?

Jimmy: No

Jimmy's mom: What? No milk? You suck at life, Jimmy

*Jimmy runs upstairs to his room crying*

blue pill

Viagra, that's why it's called the blue pill

He took the blue pill last night, woo what a ride!

spork

A combonation between a spoon and a fork

Sporks are the greatest thing to mankind