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understood. I do not wish to attempt to express myself further in a text message. If you're feeling self conscious feel free to give me a call, and we can discuss further.

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Momulest

It's a molesty version of momula. Where someone unrelated to you molests you just like your mom does.

My girlfriend got herpes because of my disease ridden momulest.