side saddle

When a guy's pants are so tight you can see which side the boys are sitting.

Oh wow. Check out Mark's side saddle. Crystal's one lucky girl!

euthanasia

basically it's assisted suicide for those that can't do it themselves. Usually because they are suffering from a terminal illness. Commonly associated with Jack Kevorkian.

Stan: is it ok to kill somebody if they ask you to? Because they're in a lot of pain, you know, like assisted suicide? Is that OK?
Jesus: My son, I'm not touching that with a 60-ft pole. Next caller!