swad nod

To be greeted in the usual way by an inhabitant of the stinky shithole south Derbyshire Town of Swadlincote - Headbutted.
Similar to Glasgow Kiss, but less Scottish/Ginger.

'If he looks at me one more time like that, I'm gonna stick a Swad nod on him'

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coalville

Town in North West Leicestershire inhabited by 'Coalvillans'.
Famous for mining when you were allowed to do that, now the home of every charity shop known to man and a pish poor market. The only Cinema (The Rex) was closed down over 20 years ago.
Inhabitants often wander around in a zombie like state wearing the traditional costume of saggy leggings and an oversized T-shirt with several days dinner noticable.
Avoid benefits day at the post office as this leads to an influx of visitors from the nearby Agar-Nook and Greenhill estates - not pleasent inbreds and drug dealers.

Ay Up Me Duck, I'm from Co'ville (Coalville).

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Pelicans Yawn

An extremely large vagina.

Her cunt is wider than a pelicans yawn, it was like shagging a wizards sleeve.

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whitwick

Village in leicestershire with more pubs than residents, not suprisingly, all people associated with whitwick are called pissheads.
Famously slagged off as a bit of a shitehole in a national newspaper.

Coming into town for a bevvy?
No I'll stay in whitwick.

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