Jay Smooth

When someone who enjoys anal pleasures takes a steaming hot shit on a hairy man's chest. This is usually followed by vomit and a premature ejaculation from an extremely small penis.

I went down to downtown Parkersburg last night to pick up a male hooker. I hate having to pay extra for a good Jay Smooth

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Rustbelt Trop

The act of reciting the pledge of allegiance while wearing an Obama mask and swiping a food stamp card up and down your sexual partners butt crack

Hey babe, it's the 4th of July, fancy a quick rustbelt trop?

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