Liquid Cocaine

Jagermeister and goldschlager. A drink so potent when buying both togeather the sales clerk asked if i was trying to kill myself.

Liquid Cocaine, the cure for everything.

679👍 382👎

Fixing the leaky faucet

When your at a party and two people are aduably having sex in another room, they're not having sex, they're just fixing the leaky faucet.

At sians house:
(sexual noises)
Kiki, Andy what are you doing in there?
errrr.....
uhhhh.....
Were just fixing the leaky faucet!

5👍 15👎