trouble shooting

An excuse to space out for a couple of hours when you work in a office cubicle managed by a clueless boss.

Boss: "Johnson, have you sent out those STP reports?"
Johnson: "Uh.... no there was a problem with my computer, it was (insert computer jargon), I've been trouble shooting."

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A duck!

The theme song of a show that tried to rip off the Mr. Ed Talking Horse show, which had a theme song that goes "A horse is a horse, of course, of course..."

"A duck is a duck, it sucks, it sucks..."

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yoda

A way of speaking where the words are out of order in a sentence. And occasionally adding a gurgly "hmmm"

Soup of chicken, I must have. Hmmmm

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dicking around

Doing things to kill time or boredom.

Doc: Who are you!? What are you doing in the surgery room in which me and my team of world renown surgeons are performing an extremely delicate brain transplant operation??
Bob: Oh I'm just dicking around.

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