A stabbing implement fasioned from frozen shit.
Got into a fight with an eskimo and that fuck reached into the snow and stabbed me with a canadian switchblade!
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Another word for a jerk-off or fag.
What a rope tugger!
Fuck you, you fuckin' rope tugger!
Yo, stop being rope tugger!
Eating pussy with your nose resting on pubes.
I was burried so deep in da snatch. Had an Oregon mustache!
When you've taken a messy dump and look at the first wipe.
The young lady's subsequent bowel movement revealed a Brown Butterfly patten on the toilet tissue.
You're a goddamn brown butterfly!
When something sucks and makes you sick at the same time.
Yo man, they found my aunt in a mass grave and there were vultures picking at the corpses!
Yo dude, that sicks!
I had a real shitbulb moment telling tranny jokes at the office xmas party!
When you Jerkoff upside-down so as to ejaculate in ones face.
It was a windy day so I gave myself a topsy-pervy.