When you eat hot wings and the next morning you ride the toilet. Symptoms are cold sweats followed by diarrhea. It leaves you with your ass on fire for like 2 hours afterwards.
Phil did the Carolina Reaper wing challenge to impress Kayla and now has to pay the price the next morning with the hot wing hangover.
Always found as a morbidly obese man or woman that is unintelligent that can be spotted only at the third of the month. Usually has a shopping cart full of sugar and salt laden food and more Mountain Dew than a Taco Bell.
I seen a wal-creature today. It was pushing a shopping cart full of top ramen and enough Mountain Dew to rot 100 kidâs mouths. It was huge too I donât think it ever has worn a bra.
Someone usually a Karen whoâs sole mission is to judge peopleâs parking at stores or determine if someone really needs a handicapped space. Or someone complaining a motorcycle or bicycle is parked in the striped area.
I parked in the handicapped parking with my dad and this Parking Nazi said he didnât need to be there because he can walk.
I rode my motorcycle to Walmart and parked in the loading zone up front and this Parking Nazi Harassed me for parking there
When youâre in trouble with your boss and having a coaching session with them.
Terry was always late for work so the boss gave him a Comin of Jesus meeting
When you work in a very easy job. That you barely lift a finger and get paid really well
John just started his job where he just sits at a desk and pretty much watches Netflix. Man must be nice to have a Cadillac job like that.
Someone or something do disheveled or dilapidated to the point that itâs an eye sore.
Tammy was so wasted from drinking that she looked liked a shit house wreck.
The old Miller place has fallen in so bad I wonder why the county hasnât condemned that shit house wreck yet.
When your mother is such a hore that sheâs got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.
David was curious about his father and his mom didnât know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.