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When the penis is, first, inserted into the vagina. Followed by the anus. Concluded with balls deep oral.
"Last night your mom asked me for some Sweet and Sour Pork so I fucked her in her vagina, then her ass and then in her mouth.
PS. She loved it"
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When you beat off onto a girls chest with your balls resting on her eyes.
"I was bangin Camilla last night and she wasn't putting much effort into it so i gave her the Gonzo... waca waca"
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After giving a girl an Egon Special you quickly stick your dick in her ass and then make her lick off your shit/marshmallow/cum covered cock
"nobody likes a cock smore"
When you stuff a chick's vagina full of marshmallows, then you and a buddy bang her in the same mallow filled hole and cum at the exact same time (crossing the streams) resulting in your dick being covered in a sticky, marshmallowy mess when you pull out. And if that isn't awesome enough, I'm pretty sure you get to nail Sigourney Weaver afterwards!
"We were camping and my ladyfriend got sick of toasting the marshmallows so she asked if I could give her an Egon Special"
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