The world's most evil science. The so called study of life. Is actually a breakaway sect which originally practised Satanism but found that to be too righteous. Biology was created so that those hardcore Satanists could have a morally free and corrupt society in which they could also use Science.
1. I have Biology classes next. I believe I will be sacrificed to the one eyed demon Biology god.
2. A Biology camp is the most efficient and sadistic form of torture.
3. Emos who do Biology are so traumatised they stop self harming and become functional members of society.
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