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Have your lady insert a 100% Agave tequila tampon, squirt lime juice and "salt the rim". Pull string and enjoy!
"We were sick of body shots, so we decided to do Tia Tequilas."
The flat, doughy sagging buttocks of Hispanic persons, usually caused by the over-indulgence in tamales.
"That guy's masa pockets hang so low, he kicks them when he walks."