The flat, doughy sagging buttocks of Hispanic persons, usually caused by the over-indulgence in tamales.
"That guy's masa pockets hang so low, he kicks them when he walks."
Have your lady insert a 100% Agave tequila tampon, squirt lime juice and "salt the rim". Pull string and enjoy!
"We were sick of body shots, so we decided to do Tia Tequilas."