North Kingstown

A predominantly white trash community, North Kingstown lies in the Southern portion of Rhode Island. Known as "NK", the residents of this town often get confused with the luxiourious towns that surround it such as Jamestown and South Kingstown. They dream of having beaches as nice as either of these two towns, and strive to beat South Kingstown in both athletics and academics, but seem to fail...year after year..after year.
Undergoing a recent face lift, their high school(that is settled in the middle of the woods) has now become part of the twenty first century. Sadly however, the rest of their town lacks any sort of destination that would be worth seeing...
Overall, it would be much easier to pretend that such a trashy, empty, classless town didn't exist.
It's embaressing that a town like this should even be allowed in Rhode Island.

Tourist: So where should I visit when I come to Rhode Island?
Genious: Anywhere and Everywhere except North Kingstown

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