Brewer's Yeast

The name given to the itchy fungal rash one gets around the groin following a long day in a hot moist environment such as a brewery.

Dawn: "My flange is really itchy!"
Margaret: "Better go see your doctor, it sounds like you have a case of brewer's yeast."

Sam: "This home-brew tastes very sour"
Matt: "It's a special recipe, I use my own brewer's yeast."

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Rusty McSkid

A general name that one can call someone that frequently leaves their underware looking like a busy road (i.e. covered in skid marks).

Learn to wipe your bum properly Rusty McSkid.

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Jimmy Grant

The collective name given to those people who immigrate to another settlement due to the almost rhyming nature of the words 'Immigrant' and 'Jimmy Grant'.

It may also be used as a descrete derogatory term when it is often shortened to 'Jimmy'.

Customs Officer: "Hold on a second Jimmy Grant, can I see your passport?"

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Little Tommy Squeaker

A name given to those high pitched farts that often come as a result of trying to hold one in while in a public place.

John: "Did someone just stand on a creaky floorboard?"
David: "No, that guy over there with the red face just let off a Little Tommy Squeaker"

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Grapes

The name given to prolapsed haemorrhoids, particularly when thrombosed due to the similar appearance.

Damn my grapes are playing up. Pass me that rubber ring, I need to sit down.

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Jodie Marsh

Another name for a rubber doorstop due to the remarkably similar appearance to the budget glamour model's nose.

Kat: "Damn the door keeps slamming shut."
Bob: "Well put the Jodie Marsh under it then."

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Claudia Schiffer

Another way of describing the anus.

Tonight I fancy taking you up the Claudia Schiffer!

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