Scrilch

A TV remote control. A man's toy.

Who's got the scrilch?

Pass the scrilch.

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Shanks’s Pony

Pony and trap -crap. To take a crap.

I’m away to sit on Shanks’s Pony

Pisstrumpet

To arse around/about.
To act the fool/stupid

Stop pisstrumpeting around.
What are you pisstrumpeting about at?