Carolann

Positives About Carolann

. She's loyal to the core
. Has a heart of gold
. Independent

. Fearless
. Fucking hilarious

. Authentic in every way
. Naturally Beautiful

. Ridiculously strong
. Great cook
. Best lover to her partner
. Incredible mother

. Open minded
. Firm but fair
. Sexy as fuck
. Hard working

. Punctual

. Has a dirty laugh
. Articulate

. Very genuine
. Brave

. Caring

. Deep talker
. Very kind
. People Naturally open up to her
. Trustworthy

. Loving
. Emotionally intelligent

. Loves UFC

Negatives to some

. FIREY
. Can fight like a man
. Swears
. Sensitive

. Can be very inappropriate at times

. Loves vulgarity

. Dark sense of humour
. Doesn't like soaps or chick flicks
. Brutally honest... A little to much
. Likes her space

. Isn't good at small talk

. Doesn't answer the door

. Doesn't like people very much
. Pees with the door open

. Occasionally sleep walks when drinking.

. Stubborn as fuck

Don't fuck with Carolann.

Carolann, I need your opinion on this. You will tell me the truth.

Get me Carolann

Carolann gets kicked out of the pub for doing rollie pollies again.

*door bell goes* Carolann ignores it.

Carolann carried 3 weeks of food shop home herself again.

Carolann, I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people. : Carolann - Who's car are we gonna take?

Carolann has a great arse.

Carolann: So... How do you think the pyramids were built? Do you shave your arsehole? How do you do it?

Carolann, what do you want to drink? Carolann: A pint please

What pod cast are you listening to? Carolann: Joe Rogans