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The wet drippy bell end you get 15 minutes after ejaculation.
Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning
The act of dropping your ass into the toilet water before shitting. Causing a no splash back situation and often very quiet.
Michael had his girlfriend round but needed to shit. He decided a water birth would be the most quiet and effective option as he didn't want to put her off with the usual bowl splattering sound.
The delicate act of one American citizen shitting into another's mouth via the hole in a donut. The donut must then be devoured
Sam was hungry but only had one donut in his lunch box so he asked Michael to give him a boston bakehouse before eating the donut.
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When engaging in doggy style you pull out and get finished off by her feet
Michael was in Cornelius when he suddenly needed to blow so she gave him a whale tail
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When you cum inside a girl and it starts to drip out
Michaels girlfriend wanted him to go down on her, little did she know he had cum ten minutes ago leaving her with a Drooling Bulldog
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The act of kissing ones partner standing face on and flanking a sneaky finger into the anus to cause surprise
Michael was under the impression dale just wanted a kiss. Little did he know Reza was setting him up, face on for a finger bum flank