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A high-end maker of acoustic guitars, established in 1974 by Bob Taylor. All of their guitars are hand crafted and sound like a combination of beauty, richness, and sexiness that were somehow mixed together, bottled up, and opened at the top of Mount Everest.
Friend: Dude, did you know someone stole your car?
Me: Oh. That's ok. I can walk.
Friend: Oh and I thought I saw a scratch on your Taylor Guitar.
Me: *drops to knees* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Center fielder for the Los Angeles Dodgers. As of 2012, he has the largest contract of any National League player in the history of the game at 160 million dollars. A real down to earth guy who works hard and has fun on the field. Wears number 27.
Dodger fan 1: I am so glad the Dodgers signed Matt Kemp to such a long deal!
Dodger fan 2: Matt Kemp = Beast
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Starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers. 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner for the National League. Wears number 22. Humble and good looking. A fan favorite.
I really hope Clayton Kershaw gets signed to a long term deal!!
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A major league baseball team that plays in the National League West division. Their stadium is in Los Angeles, CA. An old and storied franchise, which has won 6 world series to date. They currently have two of the studliest players in baseball: Matt Kemp, who has the largest contract of any NL player as of 2012 at 160 million dollars and Clayton Kershaw, the 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner.
Person 1: My goodness Matt Kemp is a beast!
Person 2: So glad I'm a Dodgers Fan!
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