Subroku

The failed remains of an attempted 'Sudoku' puzzle.

Puzzler 1: Hey, wanna help me do the Sudoku?
Puzzler 2: Don't you mean the Subroku? There's 2 nines in that square

Free Screws

When you disassemble an appliance or mechanical apparatus, then re-assemble it but have screws left over.
Said appliance/apparatus is however, in fact, fully functional.

Genius: Hey man, just finished installing my new CPU in my laptop the other day.
Concerned Friend: Really? How'd you go?
Genius: Got some free screws, but otherwise good.

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Commutism

The politics associated with commuting to and/or from work.
Deals primarily with train stations, trains, bus queues, and buses.

As a complaint from a commuter:
I hate when you get stuck behind someone blocking the only stair/escalator and your train leaves just before you get there. Such is commutism.

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nub nub candy

On the Battlefield 2 Scene refering to a friendly claymore/mine when a nub runs over it

nub: WTF *insta-punish*
you: OMFG WTF did you go for the nub nub candy?

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