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Person 1: Whoa did you see that giant dog?
Person 2: Yeah its a fricken mastodog.
2π 1π
Person 1: You are so full of bull ass
Person 2: What a load of bull ass
18π 1π
the art of taking someones candy bar when they arent looking and replacing it with a piece of human feces.
Shit Shat works best with baby ruth, butterfingers, and twix
5π 5π
A derogatory term for a kings fan, or somebody who is a fan of Anze Koptar. See also, Kopitarded
P.S GO WILD!
Kopitard: (crying) How could we lose to the wild last night (sob)
Sensible Person: Because you have the biggest piece of shit team ever, you captain got smeared by Marek Zidlicky, and your best player is some trash from some country no one has ever heard of.
9π 29π
person 1: dude why didn't you show up to the hockey game last night? you told us to buy your tickets!
person 2: oh my bad man, did nashville win?
person 1: cts, just tell me why you weren't there.
24π 11π
The first thing most people will ask if you say some black person looks like a different black person or is like another one.
Person 1: Hey, that looks like Morgan Freeman!
Person 2: Because hes black?
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Person 1: Wow, slam dunk. like mike.
Person 2: Because he's black?