the foo fighters

they fight foo

Person 1: "the foo's about to overrun us!"
Person 2: "No they're not, here come the Foo Fighters!"

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nectar of the gods

Grape Fanta

Zeus: "I love the nectar of the gods!:
Ares: I know! This grape fanta is the best

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Sour

the taste of cum

Person 1: "omg his cum was so sour"

Onglish

When your substitute teacher for English is a Chinese boi

Cooper: What have you got next?
Jett: English, but I think it's with Mr Ong
Cooper: So it's Onglish!