Verity

Rare loud squeaky squirrel found in the library of UWS going from “friends” to “friends”. Originally from the heart of nazi occupied Germany. Once on the endangered list was brought to Canada for breeding, but now migrated to Northwest America. Like most things/ people from Canada they think America is the worst, even though they are the one the live here to take advange of America’s economy, education, and other benefits that make America great (except health care).
Avoid: direct eye contact and when approached do not show pictures, videos, gifs or memes of chinchillas.

Any student: Who is that talking to everyone in the library.

Me: Is she blonde?
Any student: yes
Me: was it squeaking?
Any student: yes
Me: it’s Verity

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Awareity

When you are aware about Verity.

Students in the library: what is that noise?
Me: that’s Verity laughing.
Students: wow! You have good awareity.

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