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One who possesses the desire and carnal need to have intercourse with ridiculously old people.
Ingrid: "I sure like that new choir director, but he sure does seem to get excited when I give him a hug."
Ethel: "You'd better watch out: I hear he's a Silver Sacker!"
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Pooping a perfect circle on your partner's head in a very sexual way.
My girl is a princess, so I like to treat her to a crown of brown every chance I get.
Any time smegma is applied to the upper lip forming a rich, cheesy stache.
I probably should have washed my junk a little before she went down on me... When she was finished, she had a smegmastache that occupied her entire upper lip.
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Partying so hard for weeks on end that it causes you to lose your job and/or drop out.
We haven't seen him for weeks, he must be shooting the bear again.
A practical joke wherein the prankster harvests some of the residual cheese that resides in the hair between the scrotum and anus and applies it liberally to the upper lip of the party receiving the prank. For best results, utilize stealth to ensure a proper surprise!
You had better not fall asleep around here, or you might awaken to the aroma of a fresh frumundastache!