Motel 6

A dog euthanasia center masquerading as a hotel. Dogs die and go missing at an alarming rate at Motel 6 across the U.S. Also, doubles as a space for setting up prostitution or sex trafficking rings, meth labs, crack houses, or location to store your most recently kidnapped victim while you go out to collect another. Only half a step down from the local jail with more bedbugs and roaches. Owned by Trump advisor Steve Schwarzman.

Mike: Fido's cancer is taking it's toll
Motel 6: You can come here and we'll Motel 6 him.

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