A-S-A rule

A rule for daily living: "There's (A)lways (S)ome (A)sshole..."

Alice: We got all the pages set up on the wiki, but somebody from procurement logged in and replaced them all with penis images.

Betty: A-S-A rule.

GNP

Guys Named Patel - Indian IT workers

The manager tried to have *another* pizza night tonight, but the GNPs are complaining they want something more veg. So it looks like we get Chinese instead.

Patel

Alias for "Gujrati" (spoken language of a small part of India).

Gujrati IT guy: ... <speaks Gujrati> ...
Other Indian IT guy, not Gujrati: ...

Gujrati IT guy: Oh, sorry!
Other guy: No, no! It's okay! I speak Patel.