granny hangers

The large stores of fat on the underside of the upper arms of older women. They normally make clothing ill-fitting and spill out of short sleeves. The common euphemism used by overweight women in denial is "butterfly wings." Considering their bulk, those wings will never fly.

Dude #1: Did you see that heifer shaking it at Matt's party last week?

Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.

cunnic

The female version of the term "phallic." Objects or images that resemble female genitalia could be described as "cunnic."

I saw an art exhibit featuring Georgia O'Keefe and all her paintings of flowers were very cunnic.