Gar

He's one of the homies, but he's probably undercover gay. He's more than a little homiesexual, but you can't help but love him (not in that kinda way tho). The beaner just can do no wrong, oh boy should you keep him away from the elementary school. He's always down for food; but keeps complaining about wanting to start going to the gym.

Hey who's that
Oh that Gar
You should meet him, but keep him away from your kiddos