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Lauren

A constipated overrated overweighted loser.

What a Lauren

by Doit4thevine July 1, 2014

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wifey card

A Women whom wants to be a wife one day. Dreams of marrying her ideal husband who's Tall, Athletic, Handsome and Romantic in every way. Live in a big house and have beautiful kids but she's neither cooks or bakes on a regular basis.

Man. Can you make me a Fudge German Chocolate cake.

Charmaine. If I read the instruction on the box I'm sure I can make a chocolate cake for you.
Man. Charmaine I'm have to take away your Wifey card until you learn how to cook and bake.

by Doit4thevine November 19, 2014