Kerosene love

1. When you are in such love that there is a burning feeling inside you.

2. When you still love your significant other but it's all in flames
3. When you feel like you need a clean slate for love

1. What do you feel? "Kerosene love mate"
2. The way you make me feel it's like "Kerosene love.
3. Kerosene love let it all burn clear.

Jerk off January

Destroy Dick December is now at an end, but Jerk off January is here. Instead od beating your meat gradually until you reach the end, you slowly decrease the number of times you beat your meat a day.

"You ready for Jerk off January?"

"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"