Chocolate

(CHAW-COH-LET)

1.A chick's best candy.
2.Your tongue's way of having sex.
3.A drug of the world because its very addictive.
4.A sweet piece of candy in the world that shuts little brats up who continuously scream about how they didn't get this, they didn't get that. Mommy...
5.Dark-skinned.

For a delicious surprise, learn to whipe your ass after you use the bathroom. The result is chocolate.

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hot country

That fiery place where sinners and degenerates go when they die, AKA hell.

See you in the hot country.

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highschooligan

Main Entry: Highschooligan
Pronunciation: hI'skül·li·gan
Function: noun
Etymology: hoodlum in a school especially in the U.S. usually including grades 9-12 or 10-12.

Basically any punk in highschool with more attitude than a virgin without a drivers license is allowed. Check for cleverly askew trucker hat.

I think the new Justin Timberlake video came out, those highschooligans are all wearing a new hat.

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fuggly

some chick named shanda that goes to my school!!!

damn shanda is one fuggly monkey!

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e-begging

E-begging is when some pretentious asshole (usually on Youtube) decides to solicit "donations" from his or her audience. Sometimes they try to hide their e-begging under the guise of elaborate "movie projects" on sites like indiegogo.com with laughable incentives like "Donate 100.00 and get your name in the credits" ... The irony is that most of these youtube "movies" made cost only a fraction of the donations received. The e-beggar then pockets the rest as profit and then laughs all the way to the bank. E-begging preys on stupid people and fanboys mostly. If you aren't a complete sheep, you won't be fooled by e-beggars.

E-BEGGING: "HAY GUYS IM DOING A MOVIE PROJECT PLZ DONATE 100.00 TO ME IF U DO I'LL PUT UR NAME IN TEH CREDITS."

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Beer Sword

When you tape your empties together, with the fresh can on top, thus creating a beer sword.

Hey, check out Josh's beer sword! He's been drinkin' like a Kennedy!

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mr orange

Undercover cop, played by Tim Roth in Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs.

Mr Orange : This is a very weird situation. 'Cause I don't know if you remember back in '86 there was a major fucking drought. Nobody had anything. People were living on resin... -smoking the wood in their pipes for months. This chick had a bunch. And she's begging me to sell it. So I told her I wasn't going to be Joe the potman anymore, but I would take a little bit and sell it to my close, close, close friends. She agreed to that, said we'd keep the same arrangement as before; 10%, free pot for me, as long as I helped her out that weekend. She had a brick of weed she was selling, she didn't want to go to the buy alone. Her brother usually goes with her, but he's in county unexpectedly.

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