masturbation with you hand in your pocket
(wankin off with you pants on)
God Dammit, stop playin pocketpool, and do it like a normal person
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having to take a piss
(first originated while camping)
i just drank alot of water and i need to go 1 log down.
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not being able to afford poon on you current salery
(having to play pocketpool instead)
i'm tired of bein broke pocket...the hands not good enough anymore.
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jacking off
(only do when you are alone)
don't whip you dickm out here, go 3 logs down for that dammit.
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taking a shit
(can be hazardous while camping)
I shouldn't of eaten that burrito, now i need to go 2 logs down
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saturday night when you try to get poon
That girl wants my nuts, too bad its not poon night
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