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A medium attractive woman who walks around in public with little regard to what she wears as to attract as much attention from men as possible.
Michael: Yo you remember that chick I met the other day?
Kevin: What you mean the one that had her tits and asshole almost hanging out that sucked you off in the bathroom?
Michael: Yep!
Kevin: Haha yeah I remember that Hot Dog Struttin Flooze!
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Complete and utter bullshit to the point of absurdity.
Cop: License and registration!
Driver: Officer I was only going 10 over the speed limit I swear!
Cop: That's Bellshit I clocked you traveling 22 over as soon as you crested the hill!
A phrase used when you will not be attending a wedding knowing the marriage will end in divorce.
"Yo you going to Bethany and Skiba's wedding?"
"Naw I'm gonna RSVP the Divorce."
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Another name for your cock, dick, or penis.
:Jared: You see that broad across the room? She is too fine!
:Kevin: HELL YEAH! My navigation arrow is telling me to head straight for her spot.
To grab, obtain, or have something of desired personal want.
" Yo Kev lemme grip that remote for a sec."
"Yuuuh"
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