Metaverse

A virtual realm Mark Zuckerberg created in order to VR-rape unsuspecting social media users.

Mark Zuckerberg: “It’s not rape, you consented to this point when you signed the latest Facebook terms and conditions.”

Me: “Well I guess you’re right, proceed. At least it’s pain free in the metaverse, right? …right?”

FAT

FAT also F.A.T.:

abbr.

Fuck All That

adv.
1. To acknowledge a lack of interest in something or otherwise demean it, especially in terms of work or the performance of menial tasks

2. To formally object with a statement or opinion; to disagree with

3. A statement of pure independence of all responsibility and concern; phlegmatic

syn.
“Fuck that”; Screw that”; “Nah, I’m good”, “Are you kidding me?”; “Fuck off”; “I don’t give a fuck”, “Zero fucks given”

1. Abby: “Can you believe mom asked me to do the dishes again? Like I already did them last month.”
Paul: “FAT”

2. John: “He’s almost as smart as a real people.”
Nick: “FAT”

3. My Boss: “If you don’t quit playing video games all day I’m going to fire your ass.”
Me: “FAT. I do what I want.”