Colombian Kiss

When a female Snorts a line off a boner and gives the tip a kiss.

“Dude, Maria took a line off my meat staff and then gave it a smooch”
“Bro!? You got a Colombian Kiss!”

Chazmanian Canal

The act of taking a bump off a Chad’s butthole.

“Bro, I think I got pink eye from doing that Chazmanian Canal last night! You said you wiped!”